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My girlfriend is the best. I love her more than words could ever been expressed.
For my girlfriend.
| You: | jesus christ. we found you. |
| You: | we were looking for you all over, private. the communists are attacking and you're eating a fucking tuna sandwich. |
| Stranger: | sorry, sir |
| You: | do you mind if you share that tuna sandwich? i'm not enjoying sucking the blood out of communists. |
| You: | you know that i was on-- OH GOD |
| You: | MY VEINS THEY ARE BUBBLING. |
| You: | THE COMMUNIST BLOOD |
| You: | STALIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? |
| You: | SAVEE THE COLD WAR V 4.5 |
| Your conversational partner has disconnected. |